Wednesday, January 24, 2007

new lows in procrastination

OK, so theoretically I should currently be writing a paper entitled "Challenges in the Chinese Educational System."  As remarkable as it may seem, I have absolutely no desire to write it.  For me, writing things in Chinese is about as much fun as anasthesia-free oral surgery, and about as painful.  The entire year and a half I've been studying Chinese, I have never had to write ANYTHING.  Having to start now is AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL and I HATE it.  Of course, it's an excellent opportunity to improve my Chinese, and having to write things really does help your comprehension of the language (at least in theory), so I should be all gung-ho about writing as much as I can while I'm here... um... yeah.
 
OK... fast forward to the last paragraph of this blog (and then I really need to start writing the second paragraph of my essay).  There is one final footnote I want to make to the conversation I had with the Chinese college student yesterday.  In all of the questions he asked me about American society, there was one I forgot to mention: he asked me if Santa Claus was real.  With all the American movies he's seen, he's seen a lot of Santas, but no one to give him a definitive answer on whether or not Santa is real or not.  At first I couldn't take his question seriously, and said "of course there's a Santa!"  He looked kind of confused, then asked "but how does he fit down your chimneys?  how does that work?  does he really deliver presents???"  Only then did I realize how serious he was, and quickly corrected myself.  THAT is how far the Chinese are separated from "real" American life; of course, American understanding of China isn't much better.  I just remembered today that when Chinese president Hu Jintao visited Washington last summer, he was introduced as the president of the Republic of China (aka Taiwan).  Yes, Virginia, there IS a difference between the ROC and the PRC, and if you want to have anything to do with China, you had better learn it!


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